Often barmy, always Box Office, it's never boing with Jose around
Loving life at Roma and looking a million dollars, Jose Mourinho is very much back. He's become a low key Instagram star, he's started getting tattoos, and he has the red half of Rome eating out of his hand as they gear up for an unlikely but well overdue title charge.
Despite this happiness, Jose remains one of the game's premier put down merchants. A press conference savage. A motormouth with a glint in his eye.
Here are some of his most memorable quotes from the last 20 years: